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Rating: +5
Does FAIL stand for anything?
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Rating: +3
My co-worker is a perpetual bachelor, lives with this mother, and drives a trans-am. Does he have aids?
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Rating: +1
My co-worker is an expert at fail of all kinds, believes there’s an imaginary man living in the sky that will be mad if he doesn’t spend a week in a hut outside of his house every year, and drives a car that never works.
Can he eat pork?
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Rating: +6
If I was born in India and live at home with my mom, but I listen to rap and talk ghetto, and on the other hand, I drive white trash 1970s Trans-Ams. Am I white, black, brown, or something else?
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Rating: -2
I try to pick on people a lot but it doesn’t always work because they make fun of me. For example, I have a book that I live by (Oprah recommended it) and it says that if I’m out after sunset the Goys will eat my brains. After putting bacon bits on them. This makes me very afraid. Is it wrong to cry myself to sleep a few nights a week?
P.S. I’m trying to get ‘neocon’ added to the dictionary as the antonym of ‘fail’. Will you vote for my online petition?
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